1. Sometimes, I really wish I had witch powers like Samantha had in Bewitched so I could wiggle my nose and watch as my diet coke moves the six feet from the dining room table to my outstretched hand on the sofa so I don't have to get up to go fetch it. Because six feet is too far sometimes.
2. A few days ago, I noticed what seems to be a callous that has developed on the inside of my thumb, curiously right where the lid of my diet coke bottle sits when I uncap it. Is a callous from opening 16.9 oz diet coke bottles an indication I may be drinking too many of them? Who can say, really?
Friday, September 26, 2014
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2 comments:
Ha ha imma go get the intervention spotlight.
makes me smile:
>> curiously right where the lid of my diet coke bottle sits when I uncap it.
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