Tuesday, November 29, 2011


These are the things I don't love about California:

1. It's so far away.
2. It gets an ocean and we inlanders don't.
3. Lots of stuff there causes cancer.
4. Only one season.
5. There's probably more.

These are the things I love about California:

1. The Californians.
2. It has an ocean.
3. There might be more.


Lisa B. said...

I love it, Cali, even though it is far and I am jealous of it. I love it here. But if somehow I fell into a giant pile of money (large, unmarked bills), I would move there in a heartbeat and buy a vacation home here. (even better, obviously, if you have people there, as you do.)

Joey said...

Or build some kind of whooshy tunnel type thing that could transport people back and form in the blink of an eye.

If they can send a man to the moon, shouldn't they be able to come up with some InstTransport thingy?