Wednesday, March 28, 2012

multiple choice question

So. Which of the following best explains why I am having such a hard time remembering stuff in my classes right now:

a. I'm just too old to remember stuff anymore.
b. Freshly back from spring break and not in remembering mode (and apparently can't be bothered to include a subject noun--is that a real grammar phrase?--in this option)
c. Less than four weeks until graduation (again, gaaa--not even a complete sentence)
d. My brain is too full after all these years of (1) life, and (2) school, and it can only remember important stuff like (1) keep breathing and keep heart beating, and (2) the faces of those I love.
e. I haven't read any pages in my texts this semester. Which is apparently the way most, if not all, of my fellow classmates approach school, so why not, right? Dude.


Shi said...

I think I can see a bit of "senioritus" going on here... and you have had a bit of stress lately... followed with a well deserved trip. I can completely understand not remembering to remember things :)

Lisa B. said...

Dude. It's spring break, obv. That's the only explanation I have for my own can't-remember-stuff scenario.