a slight retraction

I have to make a correction to this post.

I was wrong. I should not have suspected that my mom sneaked into my house, snagged my black workout sweats, smuggled them away to her house and sewing machine, and would return them, freshly mended, unannounced, at a future date.

Uh, well, you see, uh, I found them in the very bottom of my hamper when I did the laundry this morning. Hm.

Okay, so this is me apologizing for even suggesting, questioning, or telling you kids that my mom would ever do such a thing.

And if you love me even the tiniest bit, you will comment to this post and remind me that it wasn't really that unrealistic to think my mom had my sweats.