these ideas are so not related

1. Not to be blasphemous, but who does this look like? With that thin face and that long hair and that beard and mustache (and the use of the word blasphemous), seriously, who might it remind you of? Because you know, I'm not the only one who thought that if Jesus had blond hair and green eyes...

2. I had this great idea today about what we, here in the valley of solid, thick, nasty air could do to clean it up so we can breath easier. Let's all set out every fan we can find in our homes and garages and sheds and basements and storage units, face them to the east, and turn them on. Certainly that would stir up the air and if we point them towards the sky a bit so they blow all together in the same direction, up over the mountains, don't you think we would all feel an easing in our lungs? I mean, we can't face them to the west or north or south because those are the directions the storms come in from, and if we face them directly east, the dirty air will just hit the mountains and blow right back into our faces. But if we point the fans towards the top of the mountains maybe...

It just might work.